Intro: D G A
D                     G             A
There's no such thing as a harmless joke.
D                     G           A
There's no such thing as a gentle toke.
D                     G         A
There's no such thing as Panama Jack(?)
A                       D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?

D G A

D
I am a goat
G    A
In a moat
D              G  A
With a boat
A
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?

D              G          A
I like it when,my hair is groovey.
D              G              A
I like it when,you split me a roofy
D              G              A
I like it when,you've got the crack
A
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?

D G A

D                  G                         A
I wanna be a hippy but i've learnt on how to love.
D                                    G               A
It's hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my gloves.
D                             G          A
I want to be reckless but i'm feeling so uptight.
D                                   G         A
Put your momma in a headlock baby...and do it right
A
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?
G  A          D
Who's got the crack?

G         A                        D
Who-o-o-o-o's got the cra-a-a-ack.


Barre chords on last three lines of each chorus otherwise open

Saw these at Leeds BRILLIANT.