Artist: The Matches
Album: E. Von Dahl Killed The Locals
Title: The Jack Slap Cheer

C-C-Conversations with my bathroom mirror
Are never the same as when you're standing here
I'm chicken shit out on a brave frontier
That teenage waste land
So begins the Jack Slap Cheer
One, Two, Three, Four
Your mom ain't home
She's out strippin for your education
Your dad's out marching for the NRA
(The NRA!)
I'm so damn bored I'm crawling out of my skin
The devils got more room to play
This town get's so boring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
When you're not scoring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers lets make one complete
We're all
Yeah, we're all jack slaps here
Jack slaps
Jack slaps with jack slap fear
All lost
All lost on the same frontier
So face the facts and sing the cheer
One, Two, Three, Four
Your dad stepped out
He's point zero nine and on the highway
Singing alone with the Rollin Stones
"I can't get no"
No satisfaction
Damn ain't that true
Bring me home don't send me home
This town get's so boring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
When you're not scoring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers lets make one complete
This town get's so boring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
When you're not scoring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
This town get's so boring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
When you're not scoring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
This town get's so boring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
(We're all jack slaps here)
When you're not scoring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
(Jack slaps with jack slap fears)
This town get's so boring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
(All lost on the same frontier)
When you're not scoring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Face the facts
Sing the cheer!
This town get's so boring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
When you're not scoring
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers lets make on complete