And when God gave out rhythm

He sure was good to you

You could add, subtract, multiply and divide by two

I know today's your birthday

And I did not buy no rose

But I'll sing this song instead

'An I call it Popsicle Toes



Popsicle Toes

Popsicle Toes are always froze

Popsicle Toes

Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes



You must've been Miss Pennsylvania

With your bedroom attitude

How come you always load your Pentax when I'm in the nude

We ought to have a birthday party

And you can wear your birthday clothes

We can hit the floor and go explore 

Those Popsicle Toes



Popsicle Toes (ooh)

Popsicle Toes are always froze (ooo ooh)

Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)

Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes (ooh)



Don't 'cha know you got the nicest North America

This sailor ever saw

I'd like to feel your warm Brazil, touch your Panama

Well your Tierra del Fuegos are nearly always froze

We got to see-saw until we unthaw

Those Popsicle Toes



Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)

Popsicle Toes are always froze (wah ooh)

Popsicle Toes (ooh)

Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes

Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)

Popsicle Toes are always froze (wah ooh)

Popsicle Toes (ooh)

Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes (Fade)