Mr Brown Nose

Touches his toes

Mr Brown Nose

Reaches new lows



Mr Brown Nose

Banishes foes

Mr Brown Nose

With a new rose



Greets you with a shit-smeared smile

Tears of a crocodile

Alligator skin

And no soul within



Mr Brown Nose

Walks on tiptoes

Mr Brown Nose

Will he propose?



Mr Brown Nose

When the cock crows

Mr Brown Nose

Always swallows



Sneers at you from head to toe

He looked like you a time ago

But that was then and this is now

And he don’t like you anyhow



Mr Brown Nose

His pantyline shows

Mr Brown Nose

He who dares blows



Mr Brown Nose

Strikes a smug pose

Mr Brown Nose

One of the hoes



Chapped lips and arrogant eyes

He’s the man that you despise

Rubs his thighs, spreading lies

Always scratching at his flies



Mr Brown Nose

Touches his toes

Mr Brown Nose

Reaches new lows



Mr Brown Nose

When the cock crows

Mr Brown Nose

Always swallows



Sores around his mouth

Always heading south

Mr Brown Nose

Mr Brown Nose



Sores around his mouth

Always heading south

Mr Brown Nose

Mr Brown Nose



It’s not who you know

It’s who you blow

Mr Brown knows

Mr Brown knows...



It’s not who you know

It’s who you blow

Mr Brown knows

Mr Brown knows...