We've got to win the war on drugs for the sake of our society 

Our future as a global force depends on our sobriety 

Pornography corrupts us, it makes us less than pure 

And if everyone found Jesus, all those fags would have a cure 

If you don't support our president you don't support our nation 

Intelligent Design is not just bullshit for creation 

We don't assume you're guilty just because you're poor and black 

And we're winning hearts and minds with every bullet in Iraq 

Thank God everything on T.V. is a lie 

There's no justice in America, Democracy's a fraud 

And you really must be stupid if you think that there's a God 

If you're straight and white and male you are the lord of the dominion 

You were born as an opressor with no right to an opinion 

If you build it we will burn it, eating meat is murder 

Agree with everything we think or be branded a deserter 

We own the moral highground, we are freedom when it rings 

A fetus and a baby are completely different things 

Thank God everything on T.V. is a lie 

I'm inquisitive and questioning 

I'm thinking and I'm free 

I'm not one of you, or one of them, I'm one of me 

I'm not in either party 

Both sides are illegit 

I've figured out that all of you are completely full of 

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la