we have nothing in common

See you round

Ta-ta

Slink back to your abominable lover, Zsa-Zsa

before I blow your cover,

tra-lala"



Zsa-Zsa's scene:

"Tacky queen,

you think there's no one but you

Get your crass little ass out

and don't make me cut you

With how much you

talk you'd think

that someone else was listening

Want a drink, Miss Thing?"

"Slow gin fizz," says Xavier

Zsa-Zsa orders, and drinks come

"Here it is, teddy bear"

"To your health, you ratfink scum,"

Xavier wheezes

I forgot:

Before each line he sneezes

quite a lot