'Sweaty Betty' by Macc lads

Rodan.......rodan@another.com

Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)


Intro....G D F D x 4,
	G D E D x 4

	    G
Well, she wore big knickers,
				G      D  E  D
And she worked on a sewage farm,
	   G
I got me hand down her jeans an',
		          G      D  E  D
I nearly lost half me arm,
    F			D
But after ten pints,she looked quite fit,
         C			      Bb
Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits.
	 G       E  F  E
Sweaty Betty,                x2

     G					 G  D  E  D
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
          G      			             G  D  E  D
I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,
          F		     D
She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts,
C				 Bb
Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh.

        G
Sweaty Betty,
            D
She eats a lot of pies,
	 F
Sweaty Betty,
	    D
She's got enormous thighs,
        G
Sweaty Betty,
          D
Have you smelt her breath,
        F
Sweaty Betty,
               D
She'll crush a man to death           G  D  E  D x2.

       G				   G  D  E  D
And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her,
        G				     G  D  E  D
So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,
   F                    D
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
     C                             Bb
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

		G  D  F  D x4
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.

	  F                       D
An' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born,
     C                      Bb
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm
					G  D F D x 4
Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G  D  E  D { to the end....}

Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,

Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,

Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,