Theres no such thing as a harmless joke

and no such thing as a gentle toke

theres no such thing as Panama Jack

Whos got the crack?



whooooos got the crack..

whooooooOOos got the crack..

whooooos got the crack



i am a goat

in a moat

with a boat

Whos got the crack?



whooooos got the crack..

whooooooOOos got the crack..

whooooos got the crack



i like it when, my hair is poofy

i like it when, you slip me a roofy

i like it when, you've got the crack

Whos got the crack?



whooooos got the crack..

whooooooOOos got the crack..

whooooos got the crack



i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love

its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove

i wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless)

put your mama...put your mama in a headlock!

whos got the crack?



whooooos got the crack..

whooooooOOos got the crack..



whooooooOOooooOooooOooooos got the crack..

not you, thank the lord.