Well, I’ve got a new girl 
And for Sunday lunch 
I went 'round to her place
She was a-real nice looking
So I planned some cooking
To put a smile on her face
I was pushing, shoving
Put my meat in her oven
A roast she will never forget 
As I piled up her plate
She said it sure tastes great 
I said you ain't seen nothing yet
Here comes my..

Gravy  
Gravy 
Why don’t you give it a try?
I'm gonna let it loose
It’s got real juices 
Splash it all over
When your meat’s too dry
Wanna little more now?
I’m gonna pour now
Making the girls go crazy
If your meat need basting
Just get tasting
My special recipe gravy 
(Special recipe gravy)

You see I make it myself
It’s better than Bisto 
None of them granules 
On your shopping list, oh 
All the girls say
It’s so amazing
When their roasting tin  
(It gets deglazing)  
No need for browning
I can go to town and 
Make all it wet for my baby
They’ll make a film about it
With Martin Scorsese 
'Cos all the girls want
Myyyyyyy

Gravy  
Gravy  
Why don’t you give it a try?
I'm gonna let it loose it’s 
Got real juices 
Splash it all over
When your meats too dry
Wanna little more now?
I’m gonna pour now
Giving it all to my lady
It’s rich and it’s thick
It pours real quick
My special recipe gravy 
(Special recipe gravy)
Get your jugs out

If you like liquid meat sing it with me
Gravy  
Gravy  
Gravy  
Gravy... 

Gravy 
Gravy  
Why don’t you give it a try?
I'm gonna let it loose it’s 
Got real juices 
Splash it all over
When your meats too dry
Wanna little more now
I’m gonna pour now
Giving it all to my lady
It’s thick, it’s brown 
It’s what’s going down 
My special recipe gravy  
Special recipe gravy 
Special recipe gravy