The Kingsmen
 (based on the Olympics' "Big Boy Pete",

 In duh valley of duh jolly...  (Ho - ho - ho)

 Heard about the Jolly Green Giant  (potatoes)
 He's so big and mean  (artichoke hearts)
 He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips
 And then he hits you with a can of beans

 He lives down there in his valley  (Brussels sprouts)
 The cat stands tall and green  (spinach)
 Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size
 And that's why the cat's so mean
 One day he left His valley pad
 I mean to say This cat was mad
 Now listen 'round He wasn't gone long
 And then he ran into an Amazon
 Well, this changed his whole complexion  (broccoli)
 He had never seen such a beautiful sight  (corn)
 Well, he looked at her
 And she looked at him
 And she almost passed out from fright
 He looked at her Thought, "what a dilly"
 He touched her once She slapped him silly
 This was something He had never sensed
 He looked at her As she commenced
 Now listen, pal This ain't no fluke
 I can't see goin' with a big green kook"

 You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant  (eggplant)
 Don't let his troubles cross your mind  (celery stalks)
 He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley
 The cat was color-blind

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