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Up in his bedroom please lock the door
The playground conversation was real hardcore
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They arranged a meeting, he is right on time
See's the instant message from his friend on-line
Belly rushing, cheeks turning pink
In a blink he was sent the link
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The little box asks him are you 18?
His click of the mouse pass in the testing screen
He never had a little chat with his Dad
It weren't his Mum who enlightened this lad
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It was Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poons
Saturday in IP with the Sperminator II
Two girls and one cup
One man and one cup some, crackhead slut who stuck for a buck
Belly rushing, cheeks turning pink
And in a blink his friends have the link
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Whether you like it or not
This is a sex education
Whether you like it or not
This is a sex education

He met her introduced by a mutual mate
Finally she agreed to let him have a date
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He was mutton like lamb
She was lamb like mutton
Just great for the staple in her bellybutton
He was so new that he was confused
So he used it the only way he'd seen how to
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Truth is she was used to this abuse
"It must be love" she weeped, tenderly bruised
Now no pop-up books and no blushing teacher
No parents and no angry preacher
No cartoons and no diagram
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Just fifteen girls and one lucky man
Went along with the moans and the groans
And the exes filmed on the mobile phones
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No giggling and certainly no doodles
Man that last one looked pretty brutal

Whether you like it or not
This is a sex education
Whether you like it or not
This is a sex education

Whether you like it or not
This is a sex education
Whether you like it or not
This is a sex education