That Liverpool ship, that wonderful ship, now that's 

the ship for me

She's called the Queen Fairy and she's quite a sight to 

see

The ship's all manned by women, not a single bloke in 

sight

Except for me, the cabin boy, who tucks them in at 

night.



Now on that ship our boatswain's name was “Foghorn' 

Fanny Pearl

Around the world you'll not find such a playful, 

willing girl

But every time we'd go below she'd let forth such a 

howl

The Cap'n would yell, “There she blows! There's whales 

off the bow'!



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The gunner's name was Charlotte Payne and she was full 

of spite

She kept a loaded blunderbuss in bed with her at night

And so she caught me as I climbed into her tiny bed

“My gun is cocked,' She grinned and said, “But I'll 

cock yours instead'!



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“Sunlight' Sally, our First Mate, a natural blonde is 

she

She suns in the nude upon the deck for all the crew to 

see

I rub her skin with slippery oils from her feet up to 

her neck

And when we make love I slip right off and slide across 

the deck



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Then there's our cook, and I might add, a truly filling 

dish.

She goes with wine, she goes with ale, she goes with 

fowl or fish.

When I'm hungry for a snack I slip right down below

And have myself a little bite of luscious Lucy Blow.



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Our Captain, Young Colleen McBust, now she was best of 

all

She has two certain features just as large as 

cannonballs

Like two moons they're big and round and alabaster 

white

And like all heavenly bodies, they're sure to come out 

tonight!



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