Oh let me tell you of a story that will give you a 

shock

a story’bout a murder on St. John’s Dock

the person in question was Biddy McGraw

and she strangled two sailors with the straps of her 

bra



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Too rah hoo rah hah, fiddle dee da ra

too rah too rah too rah hah



Well they tried to get her drunk on her own corn liquor

but as quick as they were be Jaysus she was quicker

She remembered she was told by her ma and her da

to keep both hands on the straps of yer bra 



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So she wrapped those straps around the big sailor's 

head

and she threw him in the river like a crust of bread

then the small sailor laughed and he said “Haw Haw”

so she stuffed his gob with the rest of her bra 

His face turned purple and before he fell...

she picked up her miniskirt and ran like hell 



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She went home that night ‘bout a quarter to one

happy and contented with a job well done

she told her story to her ma and her da

they said,”Tanks be to God you were wearin’ yer bra!”



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Now all you ladies who go walking late at night

don’t keep the straps of yer bra too tight

just remember the story of Biddy McGraw

and keep both yer hands on the straps of yer bra



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