Harry's old man has been away 

but now he's back - got home today 

It brings me down to see him here 

peculiar guy he's kinda queer 

Harry's mom is really pissed 

she can't recall when last they kissed 

she knows he's weird - what he's been doin' 

Men and women he's been screwin' 



Harry knew something should be done 

Harry knew something should be done 

Harry knew something should be done 

Harry knew and Harry did it! 



Weeks ago right after school 

Harry found dad nude in the pool 

The maid was there giving him head 

and Harry wanted to see him dead 

Harry's dad's a fuckin' ass and... 



Fuckin' ass waxeatin' bastard 

Always mean and always plastered 

Harry hates that kind of shit, 

but Harry knows what dad'll get 

Harry's dad fucks dogs and cats 

and Harry's dad fucks this and that 

and Harry'd dad fucked Harry's brother 

but Harry's dad won't fuck Harry's mother