I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks 

I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend 

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine 

But he's a mouth breather 

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine 

But he's a mouth breather 

I expect when I return, I return to some sort of order 

Such is not the case, no, such is not the case 

I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks 

I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend 

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine 

But he is a mouth breather 

I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks 

I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend 

And in my basement, I found rainin' piss 

And in my kitchen, I found my friend deceased