Hey girl,
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
You f-cking dipshit,
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let's go,
When we go out we make a great team,
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(Really stupid this song).

I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still s*** if you eat more than salad on a date,
'Cause real girls eat cake.
To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you want for f-ck sake,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let me have a word with your mum
'Cause she's s*** ('cause she's sexy)
It must run in her genes
If you get me,
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(I like you).

I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still s*** if you eat more than salad on a date,
'Cause real girls eat cake.
To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you want for f-ck sake,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you want for f-ck sake,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

Chocolate, strawberry, banana,
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake.
And chocolate cake also with a lemon
And hot cake.
And some fat cake overthere
And some tomatosauce cake overthere.
Vegemite cake ooooh what more cakes do we have?
Jacob Fultons mmm cake