They both were unexpected when they came into this life
As destiny decided they'd become husband and wife
Though Trinny and her father used to be so very close
Today he gave her away to the prince on his black horse (the Italian Stallion!) 
 
Well Tommy pimped and built the brand new home they now live in 
While Trinny she seduced him with her singing violin
They never thought Martini could have such a side effect, they fell in love, I mean, what did they expect?  

With a moon so romantic
And their thirst so gigantic
They did not see it coming
Suddenly there it was 

Then later on in Italy in a nervous evening breeze
Though kneeling was impossible she still brought him to his knees
It wasn't till the last arrosticini were devoured that he said:
"Trinny, would you be my lamb chop for life?" 
 
Autostrada del sole
Ho trovato il mio amore
"Waiter, could you serve us the ring, please?"
That's how he asked his love 
 
Sull' autostrada del sole
Ho trovato il mio amore
"Serve the ring with gelato”
That's how he asked his love 
 
Though Tommy's calmness always saved her, with trembling hands he prayed her: - "Trinny will you be my bride" 
Oh please accept my supplication, the crown on our relation  -"Trinny will you be my bride" 
For there is no-one who will love you
Cherish you like I do - forever I'll be by your side
And he said Trinny will you be my
Trinny will you be my - Trinny will you be my bride" 
 
"I love the dress your momma made me
The pretty ring you gave me - Tommy I will be your bride
And even Benjamin is happy
With his extra pappy - Tommy I will be your bride 
 
Oh Tommy I will always love you
Be the woman of you - forever I'll be by your side      
And she said Tommy I will be your
Tommy I will be your - Tommy I will be your bride" 
 
And he said Trinny will you be my
Trinny will you be my - Trinny will you be my bride
 
And she said Tommy I will be your
Tommy I will be your - Tommy I will be your bride 
 
So he fell in love
And she fell in love
And they had the wedding party they'd been dreamin' of
Oh oh oh 
 
Bring on the wedding cake and let the fun begin
Bring on the big surprise for little fella Benjamin  
 
So Trinny said "yes"
And Tommy said "yes"
And everyone wished them lots & lots of happiness 
 
Bring on the vows, the flowers and let the angels sing 
Cheers to the bride & groom today and happily ever after 
 
Now's the time for boogie dancin'
Now's the time for sweet romancin'
Now's the time for lovebirds to squeeze each other tight - throughout the night  
 
Bring on the vows, the flowers and let the angels sing
Cheers to the bride & groom today and happily ever after 
 
Today and happily ever after (2x)