Fun, fun, fun, (Jeremy)
Fun, fun, fun, (Fifi)
Fun, fun, fun, (Jeremy)
Fun, fun, fun.

James Dean posters on their wall,
(Five killed in the car-crash)
What a sad little end to it all
(Five killed in the car-crash)
Last seen having lots of fun,
(Five dumped in a river)
Barefoot and on the run,
(Five dumped in a river).

I am mad from Scandinavia,
I want a guy in the London area,
He must be crazy and Sagittarius,
'Cause I am Leo and I'm hilarious.

Chorus.

Last seen drinking Daddy's own beer
(Five poisoned over dinner)
Singing Abba's "Mamma Mia,"
(Five poisoned over dinner)
Drop dead watching Thunderbirds fly,
(Five get over excited)
Poster on their wall says "Why?"
(Five get over excited)

I am Guy from Camden Town,
My hair is curly but I gel it down.
My clothes are black but my bread is brown
I'm really into early Motown.

Chorus.

Feigning concern, a conservative pastime,
Makes you feel doubtful right from the start.
The expression she pulls is exactly like last time,
You've got to conclude she just hasn't a heart