Why get up
Why get up
How can I get up?
Why should I get up?
This whole worlds gone crazy
Think I’ve seen enough
I’m gonna sleep forever
Why get up

Phone keeps ringin'
Right off the hook
Some bill collector
I know what cooks
I think I’ll stay in bed
And dream all day
The world outside
Bugs me anyway
When I get things goin'
The goin' gets rough
So I ask myself
Why get up

Why get up
Why get up
How can I get up?
Why should I get up?
This whole worlds gone crazy
Think I’ve seen enough
I’m gonna sleep forever
Why get up

Went to the doctor
He said lose some weight
If you don’t do it quick
We’ll have to operate
Talked to my lawyer
He said the case is closed
That woman got it all
Even the garden hose
Here I’m starin’ at the ceiling
Thinkin’ “Just my luck”
I’m gonna roll back over
Why get up

Why get up
Why get up
How can I get up?
Why should I get up?
This whole worlds gone crazy
Think I’ve seen enough
I’m gonna sleep forever
Why get up

Can’t quick drinkin’
I’m nervous all the time
When I wake up this life
It’s like a ton of lead on my mind
What was it I said to that girl last night?
She really got upset
I best stay out of sight
I remember the gun
And callin’ somebody’s bluff
I better duck under cover
Why get up

Why get up
Why get up
How can I get up?
Why should I get up?
This whole worlds gone crazy
Think I’ve seen enough
I’m gonna sleep forever
Why get up