I smoked a phaty with a Big Foot
I was out walkin’ through the woods
You know it hit me like a shot put
When that hairy dude was sparkin’ up the goods
I smoked a phaty with a Big Foot
It was from his personal stash
He got us off on the right foot
Had to smoke a pipe load of my hash

I smoked a phaty with a Big Foot
People said they got a funky stank
Can’t really say that I was oft put
Cause the smell was burnin’ by the tank
I smoked a phaty with a Big Foot
Can’t remember when I was so high
We danced around like Gordon Lightfoot
And we smoked another by and by

I smoked a phaty with a Big Foot
I was out walkin’ through the woods
You know it hit me like a shot put
When that hairy dude was sparkin’ up the goods
I smoked a phaty with a Big Foot
It was from his personal stash
He got us off on the right foot
Had to spark up some of my hash