I see a girl walkin’ down the street
Lookin’ like she can’t be beat
She turns around and she’s so light on her feet
But when she smiled she had no teeth

When she smiled she had no teeth
No teeth, no teeth
When she smiled she had no teeth

She went to the dentist just the other day
He gave her too much x-ray
Her teeth fell out and her boyfriend jumped back
He almost had himself a heart attack

When she smiled she had no teeth
No teeth, no teeth
When she smiled she had no teeth
When she smiled she had no teeth
No teeth man, no teeth man, man no teeth

The dentist said “Wont you be a good sport?”
She said “No doc, I’ll see you in court
You ruined my life, you made me a disgrace
And now I got no teeth in my face!”

When she smiled she had no teeth
No teeth, no teeth
When she smiled she had no teeth
When she smiled she had no teeth
No teeth, no teeth
When she smiled she had no teeth
When she smiled she had no teeth