Gotta’ get the longhairs out of this town
They’re bringing those property values down
Hangin’ around, you know they’re up to no good
Just a bunch of unwashed illiterate hoods

The longhairs is coming man you better beware
They ain’t got no jobs, they’re living on welfare
They got no goals and trying to get ahead
They’ll probably end up in your daughter’s bed

They’re bringin’ sex, drugs, crime, war, and moral decay
They’re drivin’ too fast, oh I hope they don’t stay
Ain’t got nothin’ against them personally
But I sure don’t want one living next to me

Gotta get the longhairs out of this town
They’re bringing those property values down
Ain’t got nothin’ against them personally
But I sure don’t want one living next to me

I said I sure don’t want one living next to me