I’m trapped inside my TV
I’m there most every night
It’s really quite exciting
So why put up a fight

Why do, when you can see what’s being done
Why feel, when you can see they’re havin’ fun
Why think if you don’t have to
Comes right whizzin’ past you
Reaches out to grab you

I love my TV!

Why bother to be
It’s easier to step inside
Why bother to be
Turn off your mind and go for a ride
Why bother to be
Well it’s so easy to do
Put your brain in park and let it live for you

No matter how much I watch
I just can’t seem to get enough
I’m telling you man, them Honey Boo Boo reruns
Oh that’s classic stuff
Telling you man, oh don’t you know, there ain’t no hope
I gotta get runnin’ now, and catch those midday soaps
I know the things that’s comin’ to me

I know its true man, I seen it on TV!

Why do, when you can see what’s being done
Why feel, when you can see they’re havin’ fun
Why think if you don’t have to
Comes right whizzin’ past you
Reaches out to grab you

I love my TV!

Why bother to be
It’s easier to step inside
Why bother to be
Turn off your mind and go for a ride
Why bother to be
Well it’s so easy to do
Put your brain in park and let it live for you