The guys were feeling good about their liquor run

The girls were kinda flirting with the setting sun

We all kinda fumbled through the Jitterbug

We were all powered up on some new upper drug



Everyone was funny and everyone was pretty

And everyone was coming towards the center of the city

The dance floor was crowded, the bathrooms were worse

We kissed in your car and we drank from your purse



I had my mouth on her nose

When the chaperon said that we were dancing too close



We had some massive nights, every song was right

All that wine was tight

And your friends were pretty cool

And my friends were acting cool



And there weren't any fights

There's usually one or two

Some guys they get a little bit uptight

Some girls they got something to prove



We had some massive highs

We had some crushing lows

We had some lusty little crushes

We had those all ages hardcore matinee shows



I was down on my knees

When the chaperon said that it was time for me to leave



We had some massive nights and every song was right

All that wine was tight

Your friends were pretty cool

And my friends were acting cool



And there weren't any fights

There's usually one or two

Some guys they get a little bit uptight

Some girls they got something to prove



We had some massive nights

We had some massive nights

We had some massive nights

We had some massive nights



We had some massive nights and every song was right

All that wine was tight

Your friends were pretty cool

And my friends were acting cool



She had the gun in her mouth

And she was shooting up at her dreams

When the chaperon said that we'd been crowned

The king and the queen