I've got a God that doesn't drive
I do nothing with my life
Trouble is my middle name
I do anything for free
It doesn't really interest me
If it says sugar free
I think I ?? with ??
?? is said to loose
But if you ask me why
Life is a bitch and then you die

My whole figure down the drain
My feet killing me with pain
My psychiatrist is explaning
Why I cannot stop complaining
A B C D E F G
That's my diet and my poetry
I've got a hand that likes to spend 
Only got some bills at the end
But if you ask me why
Life is a bitch and then you die

I got no mazing things to say
Smart time lyrics in the Milky Way
The world will probably stop turning
To my shovel to eterning
But if you ask me why
Life is a bitch and then you die.