Would it be too impolite to say that I would rather die than bother learning your name?
Yes I've seen you round' here before,
But you're not around here anymore
Now it can't feel to good now that you've lost this war
And it can't feel too good knowing that she's not yours anymore,
No it can't feel too good at all

And would it be too impolite to assume that you haven't brought a single girl yo your room,
Before you insistently pushed her inside your door,
And still you both remained dressed the whole evening through
Yeah I bet that she hardly took her jacket off
And I bet you imagined her without her top
Yes I'm sure that there was some uncomfortable silences

Oh no, oh no
Did you practice your spacefillers?
You didn't practice your spacefillers and now it's all quiet and awkward,
And you best let her walk alone back home again tonight

Wash your mouth with soap before you call me
This is now the right time for heroics
Have a zip of gunpowder and swallow and wait until your patience ends
Wash your mouth with soap before you call me
This is now the right time for heroics
Have a zip of gunpowder, then watch the spark at the tip of the fuse slowly reach the end,
And "boom"