I ate the Haggis 



By and by Hallelujah 



I ate the Haggis, Now I 



Feel like a cat on the warm hood 



of a car that's just done driving 



on a cold winter's day hey hey 



Brought to me from Scotland 



with a fiver I can't spend 



got directions on the can 



to serve it up with a wee dram 



A wee dram of Irish Whiskey 



on a cold winter's day 



Lamb, oats and Suet 



boiled in the stomach of a sheep 



I ate the Haggis 



By and by Hallelujah 



I ate the Haggis now my 



Father used to tell me 



Don't go pissin on the apples 



that have fallen from the tree 



cause you'll see that when yer hungry 



and yer backs against the wall 



a fallen apple ain't so bad 



to eat 



I ate the Haggis by and by 



Hallelujah.