I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark, it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet madonna
Dressed in rhinestone, settin' on a
Pedestal of Abalone Shells

Goin' 90, I ain't scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell