(Also heard on the Nick Danger "Yolks" video)

Intro:

  When you can't stand the pace
  In the Big Rodent Race
  'Come on in where it's safe
  Where the menu is tref...        ###- "tref" means "non-kosher"

  There's a smell in the air
  that reminds you of hair
  You've got something to get
  and it looks like your pet!

(aren't you hungry ?)

  First we take some rat parts
  and fry them up real nice..

  Then we skin the kitties,
  and barbeque the mice!

Bridge:

  Guts in a Cup! (Yum!)
  Mouse on a Stick! (Wow!)
  French-fried Fleas
    and Beer-battered Ticks!

Chorus:

  Ra-aaat in a box...
    (We fry what you won't--)
  Ra-aaat in a box...
    (We fry what you won't--)
  Ra-aaat in a box...
    (We fry what you won't...TOUCH