My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish that you were mine
I wish that my heart was stronger
 
My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish we had more time
I wish that my world was softer
And I'm on a helicopter
 
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Id feel much better I'm sure if I had a helicopter
 
This telephone's out of use  
I wish it wasn't
I wish you loved me more
I wish that your world was closer
 
This telephone's out of use  
I wish somebody would take me to your door
I wish that my world was finer
And we were on an ocean liner
 
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Id feel much better I'm sure if I had an ocean liner
 
My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish we had more time
I wish that my world was softer
And I'm on a helicopter
 
I'm on a helicopter
 
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Id feel much better I'm sure if I had a helicopter, if I had a helicopter
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Mud, Mud etc