Let the dark ages begin...now!



You don't live the way you should

You're not chaste or wise or good

Oh nowhen you're human

I wait for youmy queen

I keep myself ready clean like my maker--against nature

I needn't worry about all the wars out there

The price of fish and all the ineffective hygiene



Chorus:

You are the reason why I've reached perfection

You are the reason why I try to tend this fertile void

I'm a 13th century boy



These are heroic times

So thumb your nose at years gone by

Be hardened...we're a legend

Now love keeps the country green

I know because I've seen the pictures

In this week's scriptures



All I know is that I feel you coming near

All you need know is that your [prophet elector] is waiting--chorus



You are the reason why I live forever

You are the reason why I learned to love the void

OhI'm a 13th century boy

OhI'm a new dark ages boy

I'm a 13th century boy