Good man, lend a hand

Help me to deal with some scum

Who are only in their late teens

But I hate their existence

They think 3 on 1

A normal thing

Network 7 encouraged them

But tonight they picked the wrong man 





Squid Lord

Revenge

Vast

Just

His intelligence

Spreads 



[Extra verse on Peel session: 



Number One squat with grey turnup jeans

Stuck up white hairstyle

Obviously sheep shag mill town

Squid lord revenge

Just his intelligence vast] 





The second one is a streak of piss

Leave me alone with him

His blindness will be fun

But it won't make a difference 





Squid Lord

Vast

Just

His intelligence 





The third one stood behind

Held my arms

But in the hospital

His bed will be in a draught

A geriatric germ-well

I curse his family and wish them poor

But he'll have time to dwell

On squid revenge, cooped-up

In 3 months of pure Hell 





Squid Lord

Vast

Just

His tentacles

Spread 





Good man, lend a hand

Help me clear this mess

Give me back the law it took from my life

Give me back the pride of my class

This scum are just a morass 





Squid Lord

Revenge

Vast

Just

His intelligence