They say nothing ever changes

Which is certainly true of the poliocracy

The sweetest sound she had ever heard

Was the whinging and crying due to the recession.

In fact, if you get up pretty close enough

She had a Joker Hysterical Face

Her back head's full of skriking* kids

There's no cure so find a case for it

There's no cure so find a case for it

Let's face it, you don't make the same mistake twice X2

Joker Hysterical Face!

Ted Rogers' brains burn in hell

Ted Rogers' brains burn in hell

And there's no cure so find a case for it

There's no cure so find a case for it

Let's face it, you don't make the same mistake twice X2

Joker Hysterical face!

By order of the assessor

There's no cure so find a case for it

There's no cure so find a cause against it

He made a mistake three times at least

Let's face it, you don't make the same mistake twice X2

Joker Hysterical Face!

When he came home, the hi-fi was playing

She threw his forty-five on the table

And there's no cure so find a cause for it

There's no cure so find a case for it

Let's face it, you don't make the same mistake twice

Let's face it, you don't make the same mistake twice

When he'd finished eating, the hi-fi cried

Your face! (x10)

[...]

Your face! (x10)

[ northern British slang for crying. ed.]