Well I've never had a car

Never been near a lorry

Got a nasty habit of scratching my nose

My codename's Happy Harry

I'm Into CB

I've done loads of jobs

For very minute lolly

Creation schemes

So I suppose I was lucky

And the money it took

To buy a CB set

Put lines on my belly

My codename's Cedar Plank

I'm Into CB

I'm Into CB

At 16 I drank cheap sherry

Got plastered in the stations of Swinn Park

Off my mother I stole some money

Had a treat with a bottle of Martini

So sick I couldn't walk or sit

Since then I've not touched that shit

I won't bore you with tales of being greedy

I'm just into CB

I'm into CB

My family's a weird lot

My stepsister's got a horrible growth

Listens to all this muzak shit

Reads Smash Hits while she's eating her tea

To me it sounds like bad CB

My father's not bad really

He got me these wires and bits

Apart from that he talks to me hardly

I'm just into CB

This is Happy Harry Plank

from the land of waving palms

calling out to Cedar Plank

477 CC Res O Code 13

In the home of chocolate city

I'm having trouble with that terminology

But I'm into CB

I've got the letter before me

it's marked with a confidential seal

I'd better open it

It's a fine and a formal threat

I should of listened to New Face in Hell

The date expired last week

Up here I don't know what time it is

It says you're going to go when you go

Or else you're for it boy

That's what you get for having a hobby

Next mail you get will be mail in jail

That's what you get for having a hobby

Next year mail in jail

That's what you get for having a hobby

Next time I'm out I'll tie your wires

That's the last you'll hear for me

Keep clear of CB

Keep clear of CB