Got eighteen months for espionage

Too much brandy for breakfast

And people tend to let you down

It's a swine.

Fantastic life

No penicillin to [eastern Great] Britain

And one thing I have found

What you cast out will hit back

And a man of pride has to deny his

Fantastic life

Ours is not to look back

Ours is to continue the crack

Met a fifty-four year old dustbin man

And four years he'd been in Jerusalem

Sell surplus oil to Arab fighters for aircraft.

Fails to burn Jewish terrorists

Well it's a little..

Fantastic life

Spells too easy to buy nowadays

And there's interference with the mail

And you just can't get out the words

Some people think if they had a job they'd be well

Hell!

A fantastic lie!

The Siberian mushroom Santa

Was in fact Rasputin's brother

And he gets to walk round Whitechapel

To further the religion of forgive, sin, and murder

Fantastic lie!

The white bread prole [big head]

He said he had a barney on Corporation Street

He said he told the policeman what he really thought

But knowing him I don't believe that crap

A Fantastic lie

And I just thought I'd tell you

And I just thought I'd tell you

About fantastic life

And I just thought I'd tell you

Some fantastic lies

And I just thought I'd tell you

And I just thought I'd tell you

I walked right round Wakefield Jail

A fantastic life

And I just thought I'd tell you

And I just thought I'd tell you