The El Loco Fwaba Xperience
The El Loco Fwaba Xperience - Salzstangen lyrics
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Evil killer pretzels from a distant world Killing me, killing you, sinful dough is curled Friendly foot long frankfurters combat our evil foes Satanic pretzels everywhere, dwell between our toes Eat them one, eat them all, don't let them eat your mind Stomp on them, spit on them let none of them survive They've come to kill, come to crush, to raze our chilidogs Cherish your sausage before you're eating frogs Look inside the pretzel bag, see the cold, see the dead Reach inside the pretzel bag, feel the cold, feel the dead Listen to the pretzel bag, hear the cold, hear the dead SALZSTANGEN! Don't listen to the propaganda of wicked Auntie Anne Fight back with all your might, stick it to the man Satanic pastry of wheat-flower and yeast On sodium hydroxide and carbonate we feast Help us Oscar Meyer before it is to late This horrid, crunchy, warm, and delicious sticky fate Now we must fight back against our evil overlords Cut them in half with super samurai swords. Look inside the pretzel bag, see the cold, see the dead Reach inside the pretzel bag, feel the cold, feel the dead Listen to the pretzel bag, hear the cold, hear the dead SALZSTANGEN! Look inside the pretzel bag, see the cold, see the dead Reach inside the pretzel bag, feel the cold, feel the dead Listen to the pretzel bag, hear the cold, hear the dead