Running through the backyards
Hoping not to die
Take refuge in the bushes
From my pizza pie

Come back
Market in the sky
Got pizza
But it's hard and dry

Make a hole
Hang it by a string
Front door
Run away ding a ling

Old lady
Goes to the door
Sees pizza
Staring her in the face

Running through the backyards
Hoping not to die
Take refuge in the bushes
From my pizza pie

Sneak around
Incognito
Hear dogs
Now I've got to go

Army
Crawl across the lawn
Spotted
Lights as bright as dawn

Sprinting
Away as fast as I can
Damn you
Khan

Running through the backyards
Hoping not to die
Take refuge in the bushes
From my pizza pie

Meanwhile
We were separated
So sad
Necessary but not debated

More pizza
Stuffed in a mailbox
Cops
Get rid of the box

I am
A pizza bandito
I am
Cooler than Chester Cheeto