This is you when you were a millionaire
But you never really knew
That I never really cared.
Anything for a little
Peace on the holiday.
You can be your sycamore tree.
I'll always kick you in the shin
But you'll never dance with me
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Gotta let you go for a lack of evidence
But then how was I to know
You'd be speaking in your own defense
Now it's time to make your big getaway.

My friends say you are a two-faced cad
But they will never be the one to be
The one you never have
And I wouldn't have it any other way (x3)

You go around
You talk a lot about the things you found
But never once returned my calls
But you know
That I wouldn't have it any other way
And I wouldn't have it any other way (x2)

When you go on and on you sound a lot like
You lost it all but
How was I to know that you
Were true
Oh oh
But I wouldn't have you any other way
And I wouldn't have you any other way
No I wouldn't have you any other way