Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me. 

If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister. 

If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother and my 

mother, mister, she might tell my father and my father, 

mister, he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer 

come up from the city and arrest you, mister, 

so I wouldnt miss me if you get me, mister, see? 



Missed me, missed, me now you've got to kiss me. 

If you kiss me, mister, you must think im pretty. 

If you think so, mister, you must want to fuck me. 

If you fuck me, mister, it must mean you love me. 

If you love me, mister, you would never leave me 

it's as simple as can be! 



Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me. 

If you miss me, mister, why do you keep leaving 

if you trick me, mister, I will make you suffer 

and they'll get you, mister, put you in the slammer and forget 

you, mister, then you'll miss me won't you, miss me 

won't you miss me? 



Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me. 

if you kiss me, mister, take responsibility. 

I'm fragile, mister, just like any girl would be 

and so misunderstood so treat me delicately. 



Missed me, missed me, now you've gone and done it, 

hope you're happy in the county penitentiary 

it serves you right for kissing little girls, but I will visit, if you miss me.

Say you miss me. 

How's the food they feed you? 

Do you miss me? 

Will you kiss me through the window? 

Do you miss me, miss me? 

Will they ever let you go? 

I miss my mister so.