bring two prix fixe dinners up 

I'll unwrap the plastic cups 

it's just us my love 

it's just us my love 



I will clean the room up nice 

put your insides all on ice 

it was real true love 

it was real true love 



close all the windows  

put signs on the handles  

and strip down to my dun-dun-duns 

you have gone too far 

you have gone so far 



and tonight 

its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished) 



candles from the walmart that 

every city has to have 

that I bought last night 

that I bought last night 



I was so excited to 

do such normal things with you 

when you left last night 

with your toothbrush dry 



no such details will spoil my plan 

that is the kind of girl I am 





can you hear room 318...? 

man they're really happening... 

they're a wild bunch 

they're a wild bunch 



but if they just knew 

what my night was coming too 

god would they vomit and run 

you have gone too far 

you have gone too far 

and tonight 

it's just me and the minibar 

nobody else 

and I sing at the top of my lungs 

happy birthday us 

happy birthday us