I got it in the mail one morning 

There was no return address 

Just my name in gold leaf on the front 

There was no time or location 

There was really no info at all 

No date no place no time no RSVP 

But it said: 

You are invited by anyone to do anything 

You are invited for all time… 

I didn't think much about it 

It seemed like a really dumb joke 

But later that week it was Friday—once again 

So I took it down to a disco 

That wouldn't have me in am million years 

I flashed it once and I was inside with a drink 

I really didn't stay too long there 

‘Cause no one was having much fun 

I made my way to a party all the way across town 

It was thrown by the friend of an ex-thing 

I wasn't sure if I should go 

But when I got in the place there were smiles all up and down 

I grabbed my ex in the kitchen 

I told her I was sorry I came 

But she looked at me with a glazed smile and said: 

You are invited by anyone to do anything 

You are invited for all time… 

You are so needed by everyone to do everything 

You are invited for all time 

I headed home kinda early 

The party wasn't all that great 

I saw my neighbor out crying on his front porch 

I stopped to see what his deal was 

I couldn't catch much through the sobs 

Something about a party and he didn't go 

I thought about it for a second 

The invite in my hand 

I threw it down at his feet and I said: 

You are invited by anyone to do anything 

You are invited for all time… 

You are so needed if you really want to go 

You are invited for all time 

For all time