Everybody here is a freak, And if you disagree you're even weirder

The world should disinherit the meek, 

So let's go for broke and arm the geeks

authority ...It's what we allow, 

And if we're better looking then victory is ours

So spin the bottle, baby, and how, 

We've got a war to win, let's win it now 



The love war was won with a single love bullet from a love gun 

And the Plan has love for everyone! 

Don't be left out when the love war breaks out Yeah, 

oh-wah-oh-wah-oh-oh 

It's treason in this town to not be getting down Yeah, 

oh-wah-oh-wah-oh-oh 

And every day could be Valentine's Day (Oh, oh, oh, YEAH!) 



Lovin' is a threat to The Man, 

And if he had his way he'd squash it out right 

Despising what he can't understand, 

So arm yourself and defend your land

They try to make a joke of our might

But the history of freedom will never be denied

The carriers of liberty's lights: 

Oh, Jefferson, Voltaire, Thomas Paine, and Barry White! 



The love war was waged by a million love soldiers in a love rage, 

And the Plan is fighting every day! 

You better pick a side when the love war arrives Yeah, 

oh-wah-oh-wah-oh-oh 

Lives to be loved and the love war needs you all Yeah, 

oh-wah-oh-wah-oh-oh 

It's treason in this town to not be getting down Yeah, 

oh-wah-oh-wah-oh-oh 

And every day would be Valentine's Day 

And everyone would love to choose to love in their own way 

So do your part; the traitors are kissed at dawn, that's what they say 

And every day could be Valentine's Day