Who's that boy with the sandwich in his hand?

You won't miss me, even though you can

He could make a dead dog laugh

And watch me kick my mother on her ass

He's no boy and yet he ain't no man.



He don't know what he's gonna do

In three years, I'm gonna be twenty-two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo

All his friends think he's great

I'm their favorite degenerate

You might say he's just too crazy for you



BRIDGE

I'm the most outrageous

Hope it's not contagious

All the world's got a one-way ticket to heck, to heck, to heck



You can bet that he's no Mickey Mouse

Give me an hour, and I'll destroy your house

Eatin' eggs (?) all day long

Sleepin' with the TV on

He looks just like you, turn him inside out (x 3).