Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,

That's where I'm gonna build my church,

Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;

Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.



I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,

People shake their heads in disbelief.

GO!



Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,

In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.

I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,

People shake their heads in disbelief.



Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man,

He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand,

He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;

Just another greedy actor on the late late show!



I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,

People shake their heads in disbelief.

GO!



Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,

In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.

I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,

People shake their heads in disbelief.