The dysfunctional family

Take the kids away on access day

To the seediness beside the sand

It's a disgrace, a total wasteland


The industry's dead and it's a tabloid town

The crowds of people don't want you around

Drinking holes, lonely arcade doors

It's a disgrace on the concrete shore


I got a room in the last resort

I got a room in the last resort


Driving down your motorway lights

Drinking boys wild for the night

The industry's dead, packed up and gone

It's nobody's home, they left the lights turned on


I got a room in the last resort

A misery on the concrete shore

The haunted faces won't understand

A weekend break in disgraceland