It was a hot day 

(Woah) 

And there were boobies Ahoy 

I am a bastard 

(Woah) 

I've been a very naughty boy



Hell has no fury like a woman that is scorned 

I ain't been this miserable since the day I was borned



I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

Overfloweth my cup (Wooo) 

I coked the whole thing up, up, up 



Well I am spinless 

(Woah) 

I ain't got no balls 

I am a wanker

(Woah) 

I won't return your calls 



We shared the same dream but you wouldnt let me live it 

You took the brush as the other guys and tarred me with it



I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

Overfloweth my cup (Wooo) 

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up



Look Into My Eyeballs