many miles between you and me

and love is guaranteed to fail

cos a fuck should be multi sensory

and you just cant smell an email



phone sex, cyber sex aint all that

i prefer to take my sex in its original format

so you know what you can do with that mouse mat



Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)



Well I need to turn my horse around

but my baby's got the painters in

Ss, ss, ss, sporting a hat of fin-est brown

the colour of a car-din-al sin.



Honey, I've always had my knockers i fear,

Gim-me just an eye-ful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear

somewhere to put my beer.



Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)



Riiiing meeee....



(guitar solo)



Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Phy-si-cal Sex.