Baby I was a loser
Several years on the dough
An English man with a very high voice
Doing rock and roll

There are seas of sleeveless T-shirts
And cues around the block
And every man wanting so
Wants to do
Suck my cock

I'm in a band with my brother
And my two best mates
I never leave the house without my SM 58
Every inch of you
Oh you know I'm gonna work it
Every inch of you
Ai right!

I wanted to be a doctor
I wanted to be a vet
Until I heard communication breakdown
On a TDK D90 cassette
My entire adult life
Was spent defying the man
I got the whole arena
Eating out of my hand

Every inch of you
Oh you know I'm gonna work it
Every inch of you

I've attended my last lectures
Left in my last class
You can take your qualifications
And shove them uṗ your ass

Every inch of you
Oh you know I'm gonna work it
Every inch of you
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Every inch of you
Every inch of you