While the jingle bells are jingling and the snow begins to fall

And my grandma makes a gingerbread cookies just across the hall

Im freakin bout what to get you and it suddenly occurs to me

the best Christmas present is to rock yo body underneath the fuckin tree



[Chorus]

I wanna rock you hard this Christmas

I wanna fill your stocking with my candycane of joy

We'll have a very merry mother fuckin Christmas

I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane

Im your little drummer boy



While the eggnog is all nogging

And the fire place all a glow

While our bodies are heating up and you tied placees down below

I hope you like my present

It was way too big to wrap

Im gonna get naughty all over your body

Come sit on Santas lap



[chorus]



We'll shiver like snow angels til the morning

We wont hear the reindeer hoofing up the walk

We wont hear Santa coming down the chimney

We wont see he and my grandma making hott ass cookie love



And you'll hear him scream as he rides out of site

he'll fuckin say, "granny, I rocked you hard this Christmas

I filled your stocking with my candycane of joy

So have a very merry mother fucking Christmas" 



And the world will start rejoycing 

And the choir boys start to sing

And The Lords a leaping give the Ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings

And the seven pipers a piping 

The eight maids a milking in the snow



And I'll be happy when I give you my..  a Christmas ho ho ho

Have a very merry mother fucking Christmas

Peace on Earth, we are the world and freaking koombia



Have a very merry mother fucking Christmas

Deck the halls and the Chirstmas balls fa la la la la la la la la



						     



						     Thanks to tracy ann