It's been days, months and years

Since your tongue tied knots in my throat

Got me high

Left me dry

I was cold, driving tears

Over double yellow bloodlines

Well I tried

And I lied



I'll be your accidental man

You be my circumstantial lover

I'm here to ruin all your plans

I'm here to steal you from your mother

I'll be your accidental man

You be my worst kept secret

I'll come and take you by the hand

But you can take it all and keep it



Go and say what you will

All these French words seem to fail you

Every time

You get online

Kiss my cheek, ring my ear

Merry Hitlist, Happy New Fear

You're so fine

You're not mine



I'll be your accidental man

You be my circumstantial lover

I'm here to ruin all your plans

I'm here to steal you from your mother

I'll be your accidental man

You be my worst kept secret

I'll come and take you by the hand

But you can take it all and keep it



I'll be your accidental man

You be my circumstantial lover

I'm here to ruin all your plans

I'm here to steal you from your mother

I'll be your accidental man

You be my worst kept secret

I'll come and take you by the hand

But you can take it all and keep it

I'll be your accidental man

You be my circumstantial lover

I'm here to ruin all your plans

I'm here to steal you from your mother

I'll be your accidental man

You be my worst kept secret

I'll come and take you by the hand

But you can take it all and keep it



I'll be your accidental man

I'll be your accidental man